Funny/Strange News Stories

[Lesley Aeschliman]

I like browsing through Yahoo! News, and can often stumble upon strange or funny news stories. If you find any funny or strange news stories, feel free to share links in this thread.

I'll start...

Boy Gets Trapped Inside Vending Machine
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/boy_trapped

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"Sith" Fans Maimed In Light-Saber Mishap
news.yahoo.com/s/eo/16633;_ylt=Ajh8zBC1QrjuMRkL_Z5h08ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjBHNlYwNtcA--

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Ticket Against Jaywalking Chicken Dropped:

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/chicken_ticketed;_ylt=AmocXX1TcuD2H3o8SeJg.fOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjBHNlYwNtcA--

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Kubie the 600-Pound Tiger Gets Root Canal:

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/tiger_root_canal;_ylt=Aov1tdIsOJNx_Ozx9h3mZOqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjBHNlYwNtcA--

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Firefighters Tear Apart Wrong Vehicle

Foul-mouthed parrot banished by keepers

What do you suppose he thought would happen?

Plumber takes a leak, doesn't fix it

Amorous couple sparks rescue drama

Kenya man holds touch for Chelsea Clinton

Cashier allegedly gives random discounts

Christmas will only come once a year, Santas insist

Farmer killed by falling cow

Man allegedly makes false abduction report

Pilgrims flock to image of Jesus on tree